Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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