I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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