No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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