yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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