I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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