This girl is more easily done than said...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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