basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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