It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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