Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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