i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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