Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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