her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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