I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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