R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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