Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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