My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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