Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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