do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Randomize
