I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Randomize
