Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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