You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
..........
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I have fence marks all over my body
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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