So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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