Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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