So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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