I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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