Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I got her a Nickelback box set.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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