She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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