Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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