where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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