She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Terrible idea I love it
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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