he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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