I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You dont lie about slip and slides
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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