How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
My ATM looks so different sober.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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