Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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