he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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