We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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