All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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