The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Michael Bay diarrhea
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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