we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
This house was built for laser tag.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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