Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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