Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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