u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I have fence marks all over my body
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize