my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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