i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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