Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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