As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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