I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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