Sponge bath it is.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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