i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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