your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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