Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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