Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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